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11:46 pm
Soldier
August 17, 2011
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I think I had better post this or I'll go crazy.
Every PvP player in here knows of these guys. The ones that complain incessantly as soon as a pugged Battleground starts up, often bullying undergeared players who are trying to grind for honor.
“Hey noob, your gear sucks!”
“Oh wow, <insert player name here>! You HP is so leet! I could one-shot you! No, sorry, I could TWO-shot you!”
“Oh man, we've got a bunch of noobs and no Priest.”
“We should have an HP requirement for <insert level bracket here>.”
“Hunters, you should all get Hogger's Trousers.”
Then later on, during the battle, they go:
“WTH man get Blacksmith you retards!”
“Bunch of losers.”
“People just roll Hunter for the lols, they don't know what they're doing.”
“Let them five cap so we can get out of here.”
“Don't bother fighting, just let them win.”
“What can you expect, we've got a bunch of noobs running around.”
<<<Insert toon name here> laughs at you.>>
Now maybe if they spent all that precious time actually doing something constructive instead of wasting minutes and seconds typing complaints, we'd actually win something.
How do you folks deal with these people? I can roll on any BG, no problem, but they often get on my nerves. One time they even bullied an obviously new player by doing the following before the round started:
“Hey, <player's name>. Why don't you go check this out?”
“What is it?”
“It's a strategy guide.”
“OK.”
“You access it by typing /afk.”
<player types /afk and promptly gets kicked>
“LOL he typed AFK!”
Sigh.
If a Tauren Hunter and a Tauren Druid marry and have children, you will end up with BraveStarr and Thirty-Thirty.
1:41 am
Veteran
September 26, 2010
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Hey Substance, we must always be in the same pug bg! LOL
Largely, I ignore the mindlessly stoopid vitriol yet sometimes I can't help myself. I only type while waiting for a rez and it's usually along the lines of:
Less typing, more fighting…
Roll Ally then…. now!
You can always leave… please?
My personal favorite though is:
Whiner: “WTF guys, didn't you even bother to defend the towers?”
Darrwyn: “Sorry man, we followed your lead!”
Cheers,
D
7:24 am
Lodge Muse
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July 3, 2010
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I love it when the anacronyms and text speak come flying out “U SUK U NOOBZ!!!!! L2P!!!!!
I can’t wait for labor day…
7:49 am
Officer
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May 29, 2010
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My ignore list always gets bigger when I am doing battlegrounds.
12:33 am
Soldier
August 17, 2011
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Darrwyn: Ah yes, “Less QQ, more pew pew.” Winner. 
Niika: Oh, THOSE guys. Yep, I'm with you. Sacrificing communication skills for “pwning skills” is like sacrificing AGI mail for STR mail thinking your pet will benefit from it. “L2P N00B!” “Well L2type kid!”
Takaas: My ignore list usually consists of gold farmers, but I might try that though.
Usually a BG is quiet except for the usual retorts of “WTF” when a node has been capped under our noses, but when I get into one of these I just run around trying to do the best I can–which is harder given the fact that the enemy has seen through our weakness and is merely zerg-steamrolling us all the way to the end.
The last time a multiboxer happened to get into my group, though, it was much, MUCH more brutal. But at least it was constructive.
If a Tauren Hunter and a Tauren Druid marry and have children, you will end up with BraveStarr and Thirty-Thirty.
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