Agio's Official Six Week PvP Report. - Hunter PvP Discussion - Hunter Forums

As the above was written after a particularly grueling run of BG's last night, after a solid nights sleep I have more clarity, thusly more philisophical profundity to add. Given my sad abilities as a PvPer and my lengthy experience, hey you get what you pay for. Give me 6 yrs at PvP and I'd still suck.

31. As for the 'chatters' who I can only guess mistook a BG for trolling trade chat in their respective capital city I don't comment much. My speeches, which are becoming reknowned the WoW world over are only before the BG starts when any player asks "strat?" I say unto all  "How's bout no whining about how we all suck, play lots type little and if you don't like it fack off, go with God"

Oh my other special, which drives the lil Napoleons shit nuts is reserved for the Strand of the Ancients assault. 'Strat?" an I say "Let's all stay on the boat" Drives em crazy.

32. I've been asked by quite a few players to do rated BG or Arena after a BG which A) Shows you the sad state of PvP on my server and B) These people must be drunk so I tell em to sober up and revisit the offer at a later date.

If I can ever seamlessly execute a scattershot trap, Masters Call, intimidation, Roar of Sac (provided I'm not you know, using a spirit beast so the macro does dick)  jump disengage sequence and pop off a couple shots then dive back into the fray, I'll consider it. As that ain't ever going to happen, I'm saving many players from horrific losses. However while I don't want to sound arrogant in WSG, Gilneas and all other 10 v 10's I'm consistently in the top 10 for kills. AV, never below the top 25.

33. I've noticed two types of whiners. The 1st constantly type about how bad everyone is and the 2nd bitch mightily then leave the BG. I find the 2nd the scuzziest wimps.

34. While watching ego videos by players can be helpful I prefer guides unless the vid is actually informative. Practice of course is the best and actually watching a skilled hunter live and in color in a BG is one of the best ways to learn. Course while you're watching them a fkn druid nails you for a 65k crit and a rogue finishes you off so you take your chances.

35. Monkeys as a pet are great but make me laugh too much when they toss crap in the other players face.

36. Though I respect much of the advice given I wonder how in the hell you have time to switch pets in a raging BG. I can dismiss whatever pet I'm using and summon my #1 and that's about it. I'm sure there's another goddamn macro out there for ultimate pet switching and I don't want to know it.

37. Don't use scare beast on a warlocks 'pet'

38. By the time you use scare beast on a druid in animal form, as I've read you can in theory do, odds are you're gonna be dead.

39. Rogues have a ginormous fkn toolbox. I mean wtf is up with 'Sap'? Talk about rendering a hunter and pet useless.

40. If you want to take one for the team run with the flag carrier. When the rush comes druids and rogues are hardwired to attack hunters. It's in their DNA, they can't help themselves so no matter what is going on, they'll switch from the FC to you and the FC will continue on while you perish.

41. There is nothing cooler than two players who simultaneously kill each other in an epic fight.

42. There is nothing more hilarious than winning an epic battle and while happily patting yourself on the back for your leetness and surviving with only 12k hp left, dying from lingering DoT's.

43. When someone takes my insignia I figure I musta really pissed em off or their food stamps ran out.

44. Pet control is a skill unto itself.

45. I never knew that a hunter was considered a ranged class.

46. Aside from targetting a stealthed rogue with a handy dandy macro, using Serpent Sting gets you a lot of Horde laughter and mocking type emotes.

47. I have, I must confess, actually thought the term 'huntard' a few times while in a BG. Particularly Eye of the Storm. I thought the concept was controlling the towers. I dunno what it is but that fkn useless middle flag is a magnet to hunters. Rogues know this and consistently gank em but these hunters are like the Energizer Bunny, they just keep goin n goin.

48. I've been playing a baby hunter for practice-now L32 and while we are stupidly deadly in the lower levels, that ends rather quickly as the other classes grow up. I don't whine but hunters are broken. I'm thinking Blizzard modelled us after those medieval archers who stood way back and plinked away but if anything got near em, they were pretty much facked. They did give us a pet though-that was nice. I've no answers, just my one snivel.

49. You need a special kind of stupid to play a hunter in PvP and I have it. That being said, if you ever do get proficient-which I wont, I'd say you are a good player-very.

50. Given we for the most part seem to have the odds stacked against us, I'm having more fun playing WoW as a hunter in PvP than I ever have.

Yanno Tak, I hear ya but the emotes and such don't bother me all that much. Besides I've watched enough hunter ego stroke vids to know the asshole quotient exists there too. I figure they all have tiny wee wees.

But to your point about kiting a druid-that I understand. You do everything 'right' against them, whittle em down to 20-30hp and get ready to pop em and then wham they're back up at 100k+hp , toast you and behave like it was skill. That does get irritating. It's like why in the fk am I bothering? The seemingly bottomless pit of self healing abilities of the other classes does get on my nerves.

I've learned a fair amount on my lil hunter guy about the mechanics of the other classes as they aren't yet stupid powerful like they are at 85. Has helped with rogues, some of yer pally, moonies and magic tossers. Arms Warriors, now they do puzzle me.

Malice-I love the random BG's. If I could buy a friend I'd be all set. Give me a healer and another hunter who can make up for my crappy play and you have a kickass combo. Droods squeal when ya kill em.