Two to be exact.
I hate this patch…
See you tomorrow.
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Ok, I’ll bite. What does the patch have to do with you releasing a couple of your pets?
He’s going marksmanship!!!! MM FTW!! Its okay gar, there are some cool looking regular pets out there that will make you the super ubber 1337 master pew pew monster dpser machine!!! jk.
Just got the 10man Onyxia helm piece. Ncie stats (better than iLevel 226 Tier one)… but it looks *HORRIBLE* damn. At least I can hide it.
We got a stealth nerf/fix to Kill Shot. No more “zero range” sadly. But it was a bug, not a feature.
I hate abandoning pets. Very sad thing to do if you ask me. Its my opinion that if you don’t care about doing that then you probably should roll another class, you don’t have the heart to roll a hunter.
Mind you, sometimes a pet has to let free, for instance, I need to let my gorilla go soon, he’s been replaced by the turtle, I only keep him for sentimental purposes. I’ll just have to find a good place to release him, where there are plenty of bananas or something.
@ Garwulf
Ah, ok. As it was late for you, it was early for me, so i should have probably figured it out. Good luck on the new pets.
I get the Chimaera, but why were you using a Worm (Tenacity) for PvP?
TWO? Give me strength! It’s not like you can change you’re pet in battle and a 30 min CD for the mobile stable is far from having some advantage in raids, BG’s etc. ‘And’ why not allow a new stable set for dual, like we all get for talents/glyphs? Given that I’ve got the 3 spirit rares, it leaves little room for pet selection. Ah, well perhaps they’d do away with pets altogether :’(
@Aoirselvar. 100% with you on finding a nice resting spot. I hate the way the just fade, they should run off into the wild, better still long term old pets should earn the right to be non-combatant companions ![]()
Oooh how about a new talent ‘hunters call’ or ‘animal magic’ where all you pets appear for 20 secs and pound you enemies into the dust. OK, too much funny juice. Goodnight one and all.
Aoirselvar there is an odd moment when you realize you do have some feelings for these digital creatures. But considering how much time we spend with them and so many memorable moments in game you do form a bond. Especially when they save you from certain death.
Inadvertedly we’ve embraced the true character of the hunter class, curse you Blizzard for making me feel “feelings”.
yea, i too am trying to figure what this has to do with the price of rice in China. When I saw this on the homepage I logged back into the game thinking I missed something and need to buy 2 more slots.
Beast Mastery isn’t totally dead in PvE yet don’t give up hope!
Normally I raid ToC but our raid comp was alittle weak for hard mode twins so we went to Ulduar for Fragments so I decided to play with BM and see some first hand results… 7,619 dps done on Assembly of Iron Hardmode placed 4 in the raid (granted it’s Ulduar and people just don’t try as hard in my guild anymore plus we had like 5 substitutes) but I was surprised with the results.
http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/H1ADPo610iZmaN7D/sum/damageDone/?s=6795&e=7097
Any word on the cost of the two slots? I’ve been at a seminar the past two days and won’t be able to find out for a while. Thanks!
@ Aoirselvar
My stable is filled with: Loque’nahak, King Krush, Wolf, Crab and Skoll. The only reason i have these pets is because: A. Theyre really really riduclously good-looking/hard to tame. B. Theyre a utility to a particular PVE/PVP spec.
Sure, i used to raid with the rare winterspring tiger for years, even through level 70. But as soon as i went to Scholozaar Basin, it was like Pet-Fashion week in Milan. Rak’shiri looked like an overweight has-been of a cat compared to the sleek, frosty Loque’nahak.
If i didnt have to abandon my cat so quick to tame loque, i’d have enjoyed giving it the same fate as all my other pets who dont pull their weight in the performance/looks dept, and thats:
1. Leaving it to run away unhappy while u afk lotsnlots
2. Setting it loose on players in stormwind AH (refer to old WoW before they patched that, so much fun)
3. Go to Dalaran, /cast eyes of the beast, jump it off to its death. Tip: use track humanoid for this, try and find a farmer down below in crystalsong forest, get some hunter friends to attempt this with you, best way is via sewer outlet. Trick the person below into thinking its Christmas and actually is raining dead kittens! Revive and Repeat, this will piss ur pet off and then (see 1.)
4. Enter your pet into the Molten Core Swim Team
You see? there are many ways you can celebrate your pets newfound redundancy. And dont worry, your pet won’t feel a thing…except for my Pink Tallstrider, it cried so much everytime it died while tried forcing it to tank Anub’arak, so i abandoned that one too.
Happy Hunting – Typh
Oh and for those of you who have tried so hard but could never manage to Find Loque’nahak due to other hunters camping days on end or through mages accidentally AoE’ing it while mass-farm gorillas, here is a useful trick:
Go to you local pet store, spend a couple of thousand on a White ‘Ojos Azules’ breed cat, these cats are unique for a bright blue eyed inheritence (for those who can’t afford such luxury, buy an albino cat, usually they are born blind anyway so they wont mind if u paint their eyes with a ‘Horizon Blue’ – dulux paint code #7575)
The rest basically a coulouring book from there on, so get your greys, blacks and blues (have a bit of fun, try different spot styles variant from your usual trademark ‘swirl’ designs common to loque’nahak)
can be a bit messy if you have ever tried giving your cat a bath, it tends to wriggle a bit, so you might want to sedate, not a lethal dose seeing you can’t Revive this one – it or lock it in with vice clamps.
Last of all, that rabid-frosty mouth look – unfortunately i cant disclose how to do thise under Animal Protection Laws, so to be less abrasive on the matter, i’d try feeding the cat lots of Blue Candy Drops. (note: sugar effect increases ‘Dash’ by 20% and Claw & Rake but 40%).
And there you go, your very own Spirit Beast! Take it around with your friends, parade it on the corner of your local town square and /dance.
Heya Gar,
I noticed you obvious like HEAVY METAL.How could I tell…well look at your pets name … SEPULTURA.Now were you listening to Morbid Visions or Beastial Devistation. hehe.Yes I know my old school metal.Maybe I’ll join you on your server and we could talk great lenghts of HEAVY METAL and Hunterology(You teach,I listen):P It was just a thought.Sorry about going offtopic
LOL Dammit Garwulf! I just went to the figgin stablemaster looking to buy stable slots!
ROFL! I realized about 10 minutes after I posted that I didn’t see anythig about pet slots in the patch notes, how did I miss this? All I remember was Gar writing about abandoning his 2 PvP pets…and then the post about 2 pet slots….and then…oooohhhh boy I think I’ve just been punk’d!
How embarassing that my first post on this site was one that shows I didn’t get the joke. Ugh!
Move along, nothing to see here…move along.
As dual spec BM for PvE and BM for PvP, I knew exactly what the post meant.
That sucks Gar, I know how fond you were of that worm. Your posts on the subject even inspired me to give one a go, with pretty favorable results.
I don’t think I could give up my flying purple people eater though. Isn’t this the second time you’ve abandoned poor Nuramoc? heh.
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